The Gloat

This is not a test, this is your Emergency Broadcast System. Announcing the commencement of the annual Gloat sanctioned by the second Trump administration.

Memes of class four and lower have been authorized for use during The Gloat. All other forms of satire are restricted.

Commencing at the siren, any and all Gloating (including hurt feelings) will be legal for 12 continuous hours.

Police, fire, and Emergency Medical services will be celebrating until tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. when The Gloat concludes.

Blessed be our second Trump administration and America... A nation reborn.

May God be with you all.